Population | 11.896 billion |
Capital | Salisbury |
Leader | The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party |
Faith | Anglican - Church of England |
Currency | Rhodesian Pound |
Animal | Foxy Fox |
The Colony of South-Central Rhodesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Rt Hon Luca - Conservative Party with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.896 billion South-Central Rhodesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient South-Central Rhodesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,237 trillion Rhodesian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,179 Rhodesian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. South-Central Rhodesia's national animal is the Foxy Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican - Church of England.
South-Central Rhodesia is ranked 14,776th in the world and 13th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,273.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : South-Central Rhodesia's influence in Lands End rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : The Եադյրա՟դյշի Պևօդշօդեվա՟դա of Deims Kir renamed the office held by South-Central Rhodesia from "Lead Scientist" to "Vice President for Research" in Lands End.
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : South-Central Rhodesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Largest Black Market.
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : South-Central Rhodesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » Bonnie Blue Republic, Nordhpadhan, Deims Kir, Scalpulavakiia, Nadal Mobianordia, New Tussia, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Neo URSS, Hollip, Lippeland, Ruwan Islands, Singhapala Bisaya, Schabinur, Ansoku, Pantsville, The Tribia, Ofrus, Terra Argo, Papalania, Cassinia, Antarctican Immagrants, Troposia, FederacionMilitarMexicana, Tayichi, North-Bardonia, Dolplandia, New Trussia, Kirmizinia, Buchbach, Murskat, Akita-saki, Claysville, Sovende, Peacockastan, Tillaania, Hansa Federation, Pianuland, Jaredistan, Kyun Alura, Hay-Brazil, Micalandia, Koantu, Thauto States, Insania Pecunia, Unificada das Ilhas Karparge, Qilia, Kavian, Skoy, and Glossapolis.